==> Be The Crazy Bitch
Enter name:
Your name is THEO. You have another name too, but your mom told you not to give it away to STRANGERS on the INTERNET. You are not so secretly a LEMUR and you are basically a HUGE DORK in every way. You have a variety of interests, some of which you are PRETTY GOOD at. You are mostly a CRAZY NERD and your blog is full of aforementioned NERDHOOD, as well as CUTE CATS, and THINGS THAT MAKE YOU LAUGH. You really hate being SERIOUS most of the time.
You have long ago accepted that you are NOT A QUALITY BLOG.
{if you like harry potter, homestuck, sherlock, avatar (TLA or LOK), misfits, alphas, the hunger games, supernatural, the supernatural world, books in general, gay people, being gay, movies with superheros in them, nerdy jokes, boobs, dick jokes, immature giggling, or all of the above, you might be interested in this blog. :)}
FEELING DOWN? maybe
THE KITTEN TAG is the place to go! {now with 50% more non-kitten cuties}
Anonymous asked: Why do you write so much?
taweesha:
Because kidnapping people and forcing them to act out your interesting make-believe worlds is technically illegal.
(via inappropriatevincent)
I Am the Very Model of a Profligate Pornographer
vastderp:
jumpingjacktrash:
mercurialmalcontent:
sonnetstuck:
Flawless. <3
hahaha oh hell yes.
now i wanna post my fangirl filk.
what is it even with that song and fandom? >:D
tangspersonalshit:
anonymouscomrade:
lantadyme:
godheadcomplex:
- uu asks dirk to draw him some “pornography”
- uu says that dirk has drawn “pornography” his entire life
- uu believes that pictures of kids hugging and holding hands is “pornography” and is shocked when dirk interprets his request for pornography as a request for naked people doing it
- dirk has drawn “pornography” his entire life
- dirk has drawn himself jane jake and roxy hanging out
- throughout his entire life
NOOO WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT
Lie Bot doesn’t know shit
THIS is the saddest thing
aww
(via underwaterumbrellas)
brittanaforeverandeveramen:
Glee’s continuity in a nutshell.
(via imbatman-fuck)
lawnmowerinspiration:
anonymous caption submission
(via imbatman-fuck)
"I want to know why people find it so unsettling when they encounter a boy who wants to dress up like a princess or a girl who wants to cut her hair short and wear baggy pants. I want to understand why people are so horrified by trans* people and gender-queerdos. I want people to explain why they react so negatively to anyone whose gender expression fails to align with the expected markers. […] How about instead of focusing on whether or not people are good at being “men” or being “women,” we care more about whether they are good at being a decent human being? Can you imagine what this world would look like if people took half of the effort they put into caring whether they and others are performing gender according to the arbitrary standards of our culture, and instead put that into being ethical, compassionate, and caring?" - For the last time – yes, you can be feminine and play sports! « Fit and Feminist (via a-blog-called-everything)
(via yourlandladynotyourmanservant)
princeofkokoros:
what if there was a really flamboyant assassin and after they killed someone they just snapped their fingers, turned away and said ‘you’ve just been SASSassinated’
(Source: frickingloki, via underwaterumbrellas)
batreaux:
six is afraid of seven because they are best friends and six has hidden deep romantic feelings for seven but six is worried seven won’t reciprocate and it could jeopardize their friendship
(via imbatman-fuck)
